Calligraphy Gifts

Well la de da. . .

"Sorry about the misunderstanding. Sometimes my G's look like S's."

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

"It's bad news Brother Thomas, he's decided to change the font"

'I think that new 'Doctor's' font is interesting, but I can't read it.'

"I've just invented the question mark."

"On second thought, let's just change that to 'Dear Sir'."

'I had no idea you were upper-middle left tentacled.'

Monk painting a spelling mistake.

Quill helpline

Quills - Sizes 1-9

No Calligraphers

John Hancock practices his signature

"No, I'm pretty sure your two weeks notice takes effect once you finish your resignation letter."

"When my parents don't want me to know what they're talking about, they pass notes in cursive."

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'They were a retirement gift.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Doctor in pen shop - "I'd like something that both blotches and scratches."

A monk signs elaborately for a parcel.

"Having gained your pilots licence, I didn't think joined up writing would be a problem."

Writing.

Quill

"Boss, some industrial spies have complained because they can't read our handwritten research reports."

Old English detested when she had to mingle with the common "R's"

Spilled Ink

California

Ink Pen

"Thou shalt not criticize thy handwriting."

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Spell checker!'

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"