Philately Aficionado Pillows

"Ever wonder why any of our relatives born before April 2007 aren't immortal?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Dressed for Success!

Second hand furniture.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

New Suit.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Knights of the bedside table.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

A Zircon Is Forever

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The Dandy

Man and woman buying furniture.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'