High Fashion Fan Prints

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'I'm totally stressed. Everything has become so horrendously emblematic.'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Casual Thursday

The Dandy

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Management Styles - Inspirational