Cultural Fashion Fan Gifts

Igor beaver.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Moulin Rouge Security

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Elton John

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Josephine Baker

Builders fashion range

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'