Cultural Dress Enthusiast Gifts

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Josephine Baker

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Igor beaver.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Easter Island Bonnets

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

'I'd like to report a sporran-snatcher.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Luciano Pavarotti.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

"The president has banned the Mexican wave and replaced it with the American wave... Also, empanadas will now only use American jumping-beans."

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

Good Luck

Man in kilt with a balloon.

'Considering how advanced they were it's amazing they never came up with a tall skinny latte.'

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Native Americans flirting.

Two men compete over who is least recognised

'Drink up, Helmut...'

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

The real flower-show

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