Strip-o-gram Aficionado Gifts

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

They're Not Just That Into It

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Iliadette.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

Peel poker.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Draw!

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

The boss yells at me whenever I try to think outside the box! He's giving you some constrictive criticism!

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'