Strip-o-gram Aficionado Mugs

'It's my birthday -tell me you're one of those sexy strip-o-gram girls!'

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Iliadette.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Draw!

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Your test results are perfect and there is nothing wrong with you. We will operate on you for it tomorrow."

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

'Was that the grunt affirmative, the grunt negative, or the grunt non-commital?'

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"