Black Tie Admirer Gifts

'I get it back next Friday from the cleaners!'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

A man looks up at the earth

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Gift"

Reasonableman

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tie Rolls

A Meeting of Great Ties.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Tie-Land.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Friendly Tie

Future History Museums

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

Robin Day.

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."