Black Tie Admirer Pillows

'I get it back next Friday from the cleaners!'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

A man looks up at the earth

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"Gift"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Reasonableman

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Legal Firm, Suits, 30% Off.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

Friendly Tie

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

Wearing all black

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'