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A man looks up at the earth

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Meowlzebub

Relaxing on a sofa

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

French man holding a dish.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Masked Pianist

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

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Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Penguin trying on a suit.

Train back from Glyndebourne.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Piano scarf

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

At the Horse-Show.

Jockey seat.

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'