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A man looks up at the earth

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Meowlzebub

Relaxing on a sofa

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

French man holding a dish.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

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'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

Masked Pianist

Penguin trying on a suit.

Train back from Glyndebourne.

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Piano scarf

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

'Steward, this fellow hasn't spoken for a week. Be a good chap and feel his pulse will you?'

'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

At the Horse-Show.

Jockey seat.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

'Embarrassing parents' evening is next week.'

"Nice to see young people dressed respectfully."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

Little black dress.