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Little black dress.

Sloaney Pony.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

How to read the dress code?

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I'd like you two to meet Will and Diane Clampett. Will is the powerful chairman and chief executive officer of a large multinational corporation, and Diane is his passive-aggressive wife."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Upbeat conversation/downbeat conversation.

'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Penguin trying on a suit.

"Do you mind if we cut out the small talk?"

Fans Desperately Try To Catch A Baseball

Not My Coronation Quiche

'Sorry, sarge! I was trying to get an invite to the wedding!'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

Peg Party.

Purple dress

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess