Quirky Event Fan T-Shirts

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

The Booger.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.