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Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

"He's at that awkward age."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

French Animal Noises.

Beachy Hair

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

The Booger.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.