Black Tie Event Gifts

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Whine and cheezed party."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Future History Museums

Speed Dating Disasters

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Tie-Land.

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friendly Tie

With the family car in the shop for repairs, Jason borrowed his dad's truck to take his date to the prom.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."