Tasting Events Gifts

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

The Vineyard

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Diner.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Is the MSG local?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Our visit to the flan factory.

The Main Types of Cheese

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I come here for the pepper."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Church Basement Foodie

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Cheese