Culinary Tasting Gifts

'I specifically said no anchovies!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Diner.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Soup of the month.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Like death by salad.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Garden.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Sauce for the Goose