Cuisine Tasting Gifts

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Rump roast?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Picking pastries.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Queen of Quinoa

The Main Types of Cheese

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Your lobster was off!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.