Cuisine Tasting T-Shirts

"We have 'Too Hot,' 'Too Cold,' and 'Just Right.'"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Counting ribs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Picking pastries.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

The Main Types of Cheese

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Queen of Quinoa

"Is the MSG local?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey