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'Here comes your Tequila Sunrise now.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Lockdown casserole

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Pasta

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Coffee Menu

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Culture clash

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Hot Rinzelophtats

Roadkill Restaurant

'What the devil is that?