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Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Bermuda Triangles

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Now here's a place I like!'