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"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The discovery of asparagus.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"