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"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Hats and Food

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"