Exploring Cuisines Gifts

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

Culture clash

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Pasta

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

Coffee Menu

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

"We succumbed to your hype."

'How was the squid?'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

A London gent abroad

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'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"