Black Tie Event Mugs

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Don't you hate when you go to a party and someone is wearing the exact same thing?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

A man looks up at the earth

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Friendly Tie

Tie-Land.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Speed Dating Disasters

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

The first birthday gift.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'