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'Oh, so when you said wear a...Ok, now I get it.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"1-1"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

"Gift"

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Tie Rolls

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Inhospitality tent.

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

At home - 'small and early' - refreshments.