Black Attire Lover Gifts

"My biggest influence was Johnny cash. That's how I became the accountant in black."

Wearing all black

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Joined at the hipster.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Too much for the school run?'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

His and Her wardrobe's