Little Black Dress Aficionado Gifts

Anjelica Huston

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Tiger Costume

Bee costume

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'How about this for the masked ball?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Little boy dragon

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

Superhero

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

Wearing all black

Vampire wih no reflection at fancy dress party