Little Black Dress Aficionado Gifts

Anjelica Huston

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"I was almost that last year."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Bee costume

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Tiger Costume

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Tiger Costume

Little boy dragon

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

'How about this for the masked ball?'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

Superhero

'Have you met my rat of a husband?'

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Wearing all black