Quirky Dress Enthusiast Gifts

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.