Quirky Dress Enthusiast Prints

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hats and Food

Pastry Hat

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

Lady Gaga

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"