Quirky Dressing Enthusiast Prints

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Joan Crawford junior

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

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