Quirky Dressing Enthusiast Pillows

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Snapshots in Time

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

The latest in Eyewear.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Hats

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."