Quirky Dressing Advocate Pillows

May I make a wardrobe suggestion, Harris.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Hats and Food

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Hats

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

One size fits all

The Man in the Iron Basque!

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Still in fashion

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.