Stripe Sweater Admirer Mugs

cat singing into microphone

Romance

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"It was a crime of fashion."

My tail's cold.

"We can only distract the shareholders with our ugly Christmas sweaters for so long."

An elephant in an aerobics class wearing horizontal-striped workout tights. Instructor says,

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Everyone's always calling my sweaters ugly."

"What are you complaining about? You've been looking for an excuse to go off your diet."

Sailor and car

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

"What's up -ain't you ever seen a bar cod."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Reindeer Sweater

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

"Leo and I know how much you like your Christmas sweater, so we thought we'd make you one ourselves this year."

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

You may enter but the Christmas sweater has to go!

Turtleneck Alternatives