Stripe Detective Gifts

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sale.

Teapot

'Crisis'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

The Bargain Brand

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Office of the PR of the United States

Fine Print Letters

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

Financial Corruption

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.