Stripe Detective Mugs

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Sale.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

Teapot

'Crisis'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Bargain Brand

Fine Print Letters

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Office of the PR of the United States

Black Friday

Boomerang Sale! - No Returns

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Financial Corruption

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The gas bill is a lot bigger than usual.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'