Stripe Sophisticate Gifts

Convict Decor

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Teapot

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

Mozart on a lilo

'Keep fit.'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Sailor and car

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

Two cats, cica 1987

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Thinking about Rugby

Swells discussing thier coats

'Talking or non talking.'

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'

Stripy Jumpers

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.

Last wine bar before suburbia

Man in a stripy top makes smoke stripes.