Stripe Sophisticate Gifts

Convict Decor

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Teapot

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

'Keep fit.'

Mozart on a lilo

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

Sailor and car

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

The Emperor's New Wallpaper.

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

Two cats, cica 1987

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Swells discussing thier coats

Thinking about Rugby

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

'Talking or non talking.'

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'

Stripy Jumpers

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

Last wine bar before suburbia