Creative Sophisticate Gifts

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Pole Vault Rules

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'Keep fit.'

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Think Tank

What Bob thought outside the box.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

"Is this your joke of an idea?"