Spooky Sophisticates Gifts

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Get on with it!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Keep fit.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Trick or treat surprise.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

'I just love this new ring tone.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Rational explanations

Witch

Halloween Tree

Violin Ghost

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

Vampire

A Spooked Pumpkin.

Morgue.

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

Ghosts Inc: If you got it, haunt it!

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

Trick of Treat

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

A witch gets ready to go out