Spooky Sophisticates Pillows

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Get on with it!

'Keep fit.'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Trick or treatment.'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Rational explanations

'I just love this new ring tone.'

Violin Ghost

Halloween Tree

Witch

'Oh isn't he adorable, he has his father's eyes!'

"Let's make a deal. You get my Halloween candy and I get your liver."

Vampire

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

A Spooked Pumpkin.

Morgue.

Ghosts Inc: If you got it, haunt it!

"I feel so silly. I got dressed in the dark and it was the first thing I grabbed."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

A witch gets ready to go out

"I can't wait for Halloween. It's the one day a year. . . I feel comfortable in my own skin."