Sizing Sophisticates Gifts

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Keep fit.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Man in a Tuxedo

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Fake."

'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'

Convict Decor

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"Take me to your tailor."

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

Does my bank account look big in this?

Two cats, cica 1987

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"How soon do you need these?"

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."