
I'm a 10.5. What, litres?
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I'm a 10.5. What, litres?
"And now. . . which shoes?"
"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"
'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'
Man in a Tuxedo
"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."
'Keep fit.'
"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."
"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."
Stick with me, Mr. Fusco
"Fake."
Butterfly Bow-tie.
'To be honest, I'm having trouble keeping up with all this new technology.'
All dressed up - Nowhere to go.
"Sorry, Bob, but we'll have to cancel tomorrow's lunch. I'm summiting all week with the boys from Amalgamated Chocolate Chip."
'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'
Do you have a larger suit in the same size?
"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"
"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."
Convict Decor
"Take me to your tailor."
Does my bank account look big in this?
'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'
I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.
'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'
"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"
Two cats, cica 1987
"How soon do you need these?"
Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"Is Thursday O.K. or do you need it sooner?"
'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'
"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."
'Come on in. The water's refined.'
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