Sipping Sophisticate T-Shirts

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Wino Appreciation Group

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

The drinker.

Mozart on a lilo

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Cocktails and Peacocks

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Convict Decor

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Two cats, cica 1987

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Swells discussing thier coats

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

"It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."