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"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

'Keep fit.'

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Think Tank

What Bob thought outside the box.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."