Urban Sophisticate T-Shirts

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

Swells discussing thier coats

No Immediate Danger

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Holiday cottage

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.

Immigrating to the City

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

"The first step towards solving New York's City's problems is to STATE them, which I will now proceed to do."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

Stop! Smell the flowers. Resume tearing through your life like a maniac.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'I think a grim reaper is following me...'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."