Smell Sophisticate Gifts

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Convict Decor

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

Two cats, cica 1987

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"This martini in canonical."

Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv

Swells discussing thier coats

Stinky fish

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

Smell No Evil

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

'We have valet smoking, sir.'

A classical ringtone does not a cultured man make

'Talking or non talking.'

'I can endure the smell and the pretentious pose, but do you have to say ‘AHHHHHHH' after every puff?'

Mens Cologne: Throw the cops off the scent.

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

Carmen Militia

Last wine bar before suburbia

'I really need to do a better job masking my scent!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Right Body Guard

'Drink?' - 'No thanks, I'm spending the evening with a bright and witty person, me.'

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