Stripe Stylist Gifts

"I hope I don't get any tanning lines."

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

'All I see is stripes before my eyes.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

Ski lift mobile

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...