Big Stick Enthusiast Mugs

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

Playing Fetch.

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Man throwing stick for dog

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'