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Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The Sculptor

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

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'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Planet of the Dems

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

"He was famed for his work in Pantomime"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Linesman of the North.

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

Keister Island.

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"We met on eBay."

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"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."