Sticker Lover T-Shirts

Uniformed but Passionate

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

Honest Voting Stickers

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

Moebot

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Dog Sticker Family

Magician makes a smell

Modern day mirror.

Laurel and Hardy

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.