Basket Case Aficionado Gifts

"Every Easter I become a basket case."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Vivienne Westwood

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Puppy.

Sue The Bastards

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

What is possible and what is probable.

"Take me home now!"

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

How Lawyers Evolved.

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

Late again.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"