Basket Case Gifts

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Gary turns 40.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

I love Lawyers

Waiting for Pants

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Puppy.

White Collar Crime.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Businessman Panhandling

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Manager.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Three people waiting in a queue.

Dog in basket

"The baskets help me tidy up."

'That was some grueling meeting. The minutes were kept but the hours were lost.'

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

Every Monday morning, Mitch pondered whether there is a light at the end of the tunnel, or just a tunnel.

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."